we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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