The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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