We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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