She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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