I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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