i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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