he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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