therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
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