Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Send help, water and tortillas.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I am available for nakedness
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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