I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
you made out with another girl for some wings
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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