ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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