i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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