the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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