Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
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She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.