so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
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this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone