I don't think brook has ever known best
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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