just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
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I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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