yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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