This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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