Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
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I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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