I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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