dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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