would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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