Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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