Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
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And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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