Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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