Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
just tell him i said nine months
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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