Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
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Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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