please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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