He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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