i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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