Sponge bath it is.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
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