There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
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Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
My ATM looks so different sober.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
If I die, sorry about rent.
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