I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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