Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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