one two three fourrrrnication!
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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