Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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