"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
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Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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