i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
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dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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