um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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