We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
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I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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