my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
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Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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