i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Randomize
