p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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