She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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