i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
tell me about the fingering
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