On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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