I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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