Just mADE A PArabola og urine
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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