normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
