Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just cropdusted the office
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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