Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
