i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I am never drinking with the goths again.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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