All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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