well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
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Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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