Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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