apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
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He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
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He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Maybe he injected his testicle?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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