i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
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I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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