We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
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I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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